Ms. Basil’s class always plants grass in white Styrofoam cups in spring.
“Do I have to plant one?” I plead.
What Ms. Basil doesn’t know is…
I don’t have a green thumb.
And whatever I put in that little cup is doomed.
“It will never grow,” I protest.
But Ms. Basil doesn’t listen.
Each week, we look for signs of life.
Kids shout with glee like proud parents, but me…
Nothing. Sigh. I’m a plant killer.
While the other students measure their blades of grass,
I pray for some small bit of green to poke its head out of the dirt.
Some kids even have to give their grass a haircut.
But my cup…was hairless.
It was humiliating.
So, during recess, I dumped it.
Later, just to spite me, it grew.
Now there’s a tiny patch of green on the playground.
So, I gave it a haircut.
Adorable story, Karen! I can totally relate to the plant-killer. Funny and clever as usual!
Thanks, Vasilia. I’m so glad you liked it.
Hi Karen,
Loved PLANT KILLER.
Such a GREAT read for both parent/grandparent and child.
“But my cup…was hairless!” What a humbling experience……
But then even after you give up, hope arrives and saves the day!
Well Done. 🙂
Thank you, Carole! I’m so glad you loved it! It’s great to hear from you!
What a fun and relatable story! All the preschool teachers at my school laughed out loud at the ending. I had 40 styrofoam cups of “hair” grass in my classroom window this past month. Looking for any hint of grass growth, for a child or two, is a real thing most years. Loved the story!
Haha! Thank you, Laurie! You made my day! So glad all the teachers enjoyed it.
Loved the Story & Very Endearing
Your Inspiring & Creatively Wity – So Enjoyed & Appreciate Share
Thank you, Susan!
I loved your story and the storytellers voice. So relatable and engaging!
Thank you! I’m so glad you liked it!
I remember those little styrofoam cups. Sweet story.
Thank you! I’m glad you like it.
Your charming story reminds me of the old saying I often heard growing up. “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.”
Haha. So true.
This made me snort my water, hilarious voice and ending!
Haha! Thanks, Katie! So glad you liked the voice and ending.